HAPPENED WITH CONDI TOO....

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The main man in China!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars.

Mini-dialogue between condi and G.W.Bush who too stands on solid ground.

Thanks Diane for the funny email!

Comments

Alina said…
Really funny, Haal! Loved it!
Anonymous said…
Hilarious begad!!!
Mohamed said…
I didn't get it actually. Why is Condi not answering George's questions?
Alina said…
Funny, Mohamed!Do you expect us to believe you?:))
haal said…
Feen el sou'al? Ana 3ayez el sou'al? Ana ahout eidee 3allah esou'al tela'inee fourerraaa.... :)

Well, condi is on drugs probably!
Mohamed said…
Yes, Condi is just confusing George. Confusing everyone actually. Now I don't know hu's hu.
Anonymous said…
Condi was happily teaching at Stanford, enjoying her little stuff, when G.W decided to do 2 silly things: 1)want to be a president, 2) bring Condi on board.

These are what I call 'fatal mistakes'.
haal said…
Indeed fatal mistakes wallahi ya mayoya, especially that Condi left her little room at stanford.

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