13 Jun 2005

HAPPENED WITH CONDI TOO....

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The main man in China!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars.

Mini-dialogue between condi and G.W.Bush who too stands on solid ground.

Thanks Diane for the funny email!

8 Comments:

Blogger Alina said...

Really funny, Haal! Loved it!

6/13/2005 03:35:00 pm  
Anonymous Mae said...

Hilarious begad!!!

6/13/2005 03:45:00 pm  
Blogger Mohamed said...

I didn't get it actually. Why is Condi not answering George's questions?

6/13/2005 03:50:00 pm  
Blogger Alina said...

Funny, Mohamed!Do you expect us to believe you?:))

6/13/2005 03:52:00 pm  
Blogger haal said...

Feen el sou'al? Ana 3ayez el sou'al? Ana ahout eidee 3allah esou'al tela'inee fourerraaa.... :)

Well, condi is on drugs probably!

6/13/2005 03:55:00 pm  
Blogger Mohamed said...

Yes, Condi is just confusing George. Confusing everyone actually. Now I don't know hu's hu.

6/13/2005 04:00:00 pm  
Anonymous Mae said...

Condi was happily teaching at Stanford, enjoying her little stuff, when G.W decided to do 2 silly things: 1)want to be a president, 2) bring Condi on board.

These are what I call 'fatal mistakes'.

6/13/2005 04:32:00 pm  
Blogger haal said...

Indeed fatal mistakes wallahi ya mayoya, especially that Condi left her little room at stanford.

6/13/2005 05:56:00 pm  

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